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Why I don’t envy a tidy desk
A paraphrasing from the cheesey bit about sane v. crazy people or how left-handers are the only people in their “right” mind. I do clean up the clutter every few weeks at my work. For home, I have yet to … Continue reading
Oh crap! He’s back! We better look busy!
One of my favorite jokes to the “Jesus is coming!” shirts or bullshit. The other possible gag, “Run! It’s that douche who goes on and on about his father being Yaweh so we have to listen to his meandering, preachy … Continue reading
By the Power of Propane!
I tell ya whut! Castle Greyskull is completely powered and heated by clean burnin’, energy efficient Propane. It is abundant in Arternia too. Now if you excuse me, I need to get back to defeatin’ my mortal enemy…no not Skeletor, … Continue reading
Posted in Austintatious, Humor, Pictures, Toys, TV
Tagged Cartoons, Comedy, Eighties, King of the Hill, Nineties
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Give the gift of…well…eww…too personal.
This definitely puts the gag in gag gift! Unlike Fart in a Jar or I think some Influencer tried to bottle her gas, this isn’t a biohazard because it’s thankfully not real!
Most insulting thing to our ancestors since GEICO ads!
This photo from a French museum is not a prank done with Adobe Photoshop! It’s a real mannequin depicting a Neanderthal woman. I checked other sources, be grateful you only see “her” from the neck up. The resemblance to a … Continue reading
If they won’t pay their taxes…
…let’s help them go to Mars! Personally, if Biden had any balls, he’d send Bezos, Musk and that Virgin Records guy an invoice for the clearance to launch and land. “What, you want to re-enter US air space to land … Continue reading
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Mandatory photo for Health Classes and you know…
Not sure if this would’ve made a dent in all the teen pregnancies I encountered up in “real” ‘Murica, aka North Dakota. How its numerous teens alleviated their incredible boredom and lack of smarts was how Amerika got to 300+ … Continue reading
Correcting George Will’s standard bullshit…
The answer according to the clairvoyant seer of the East…Karnac! Dust, spare change and George F. Will. Ripping open the envelope, and now the question. Name three things you’ll find under a rug. The Beltway Bullshitter who loves Baseball (his … Continue reading
September ’23 is half over, so let’s have a joke!
As the current Hulu run of Futurama is nearing the end of its first season, I need to watch it all over again (the season, not the whole show) and make sure they’ve kept this up. This reminds me about how … Continue reading
Good thing Jesus was a carpenter…
…because he was a lousy plumber!
1970s: New from Flesher Price!
I still probably would’ve preferred having the Star Wars version of this toy from Kenner because it was a loop of the battle involving the Falcon trying to escape from four TIEs. But given how low brow the Seventies could be, this … Continue reading
Florida Man lacks self-awareness
It’s nice to see that this professional Fascist is crashing and burning before he gets to the Milwaukee debate nobody wanted. Meatball Ron can join the likes of other failures JEB, Scott Walker, Marco Rubio, Mike Bloomberg and the asshole … Continue reading
Lynda’s struggle is real
Could’ve been much worse, I would’ve expected “Linda Y” or “Lindy” since I think people don’t think about vowels after grade school or when Wheel of Fortune isn’t on.
The only thing Science Deniers have right
It’s been about 40 years since I had Logic class at Marquette but I think this joke is a demonstration on how syllogisms get hijacked into “facts.” Good thing I prefer tap water I put through a Brita filter first!
Posted in Ecology, Humor, Pictures, Science & Technology
Tagged Climate Change, Flat Earth
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Snappy Replies to Stupid Answers #1
Definitely a great, truthful cartoon mocking why we all need to press our advantage with dipshit interviewers while the job market is good. By now, everyone knows “competitive” means “We’re still going to squeeze you” alongside, “We have no fucking … Continue reading