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A little more levity for Caturday!
The last couple days had been pretty heavy, voting, Nazi pushes and nuclear war. I’m going for a little more fun again. Besides, my Stars won and I enjoyed the comedy of Jackie and her friend Laurie! Jennifer said this … Continue reading
Codename: Outhouse
Hearing Zap Brannigan’s voice yelling “Gooo! Me!” from the parody GI Zap is even funnier in this context. I know, the jokes are too easy. A GI Joe action figure with a plunger and a really awful stench. In reality, it’s … Continue reading
The case for birth control November 2023
Even when I was a more stalwart, more socially conservative Democrat in my teens and college years, I have never understood this schmucks. Alpha? I’m pretty confident it’s not based upon Brave New World because we’re all certain they’ve never read … Continue reading
Why I don’t envy a tidy desk
A paraphrasing from the cheesey bit about sane v. crazy people or how left-handers are the only people in their “right” mind. I do clean up the clutter every few weeks at my work. For home, I have yet to … Continue reading
Oh crap! He’s back! We better look busy!
One of my favorite jokes to the “Jesus is coming!” shirts or bullshit. The other possible gag, “Run! It’s that douche who goes on and on about his father being Yaweh so we have to listen to his meandering, preachy … Continue reading
Side effects may include liking Liza Minelli
I found this at Terra Toys’ coffee shop and it was quite good. Not sure if it was around back when the movie was originally released. Hollywood was still run by people with visions of making great films that made … Continue reading
By the Power of Propane!
I tell ya whut! Castle Greyskull is completely powered and heated by clean burnin’, energy efficient Propane. It is abundant in Arternia too. Now if you excuse me, I need to get back to defeatin’ my mortal enemy…no not Skeletor, … Continue reading
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Tagged Cartoons, Comedy, Eighties, King of the Hill, Nineties
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Give the gift of…well…eww…too personal.
This definitely puts the gag in gag gift! Unlike Fart in a Jar or I think some Influencer tried to bottle her gas, this isn’t a biohazard because it’s thankfully not real!
I’m on a package!
Jennifer brought home this product with my surname (cognome in Italian) on it! I’m quite popular in Mexico, Switzerland and India! Fucking Nestle owns maggi.com too. Anyway, her son Mason is undergoing surgery over the weekend so he’ll be on … Continue reading
Most insulting thing to our ancestors since GEICO ads!
This photo from a French museum is not a prank done with Adobe Photoshop! It’s a real mannequin depicting a Neanderthal woman. I checked other sources, be grateful you only see “her” from the neck up. The resemblance to a … Continue reading
If they won’t pay their taxes…
…let’s help them go to Mars! Personally, if Biden had any balls, he’d send Bezos, Musk and that Virgin Records guy an invoice for the clearance to launch and land. “What, you want to re-enter US air space to land … Continue reading
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Mandatory photo for Health Classes and you know…
Not sure if this would’ve made a dent in all the teen pregnancies I encountered up in “real” ‘Murica, aka North Dakota. How its numerous teens alleviated their incredible boredom and lack of smarts was how Amerika got to 300+ … Continue reading
Correcting George Will’s standard bullshit…
The answer according to the clairvoyant seer of the East…Karnac! Dust, spare change and George F. Will. Ripping open the envelope, and now the question. Name three things you’ll find under a rug. The Beltway Bullshitter who loves Baseball (his … Continue reading
Another lame reason the Republicans would be against Solar
Even the Dutch have their prudish morons. The townhome in the middle has the same number of solar panels as its neighbors (eight) but due to the skylight, the panels were set up as a “U” instead of an “L.” … Continue reading
September ’23 is half over, so let’s have a joke!
As the current Hulu run of Futurama is nearing the end of its first season, I need to watch it all over again (the season, not the whole show) and make sure they’ve kept this up. This reminds me about how … Continue reading