Racist, horoscope-dependent, blowjob queen gets stamp

Obviously, I’m writing about one of the worst First Ladies in History…Nancy Reagan. I forgot to mention, she was also co-president with her astrologer since St. Reagan already went into the job with alzheimer’s. I’m just curious, who the hell in the USPS decided this? I know dead presidents get a pass about a year after their deaths yet I don’t recall any past spouses getting on stamps or at least getting any press.

It’s just disgusting to hear all the revisionism involving these two horrible, horrible people. Nancy Davis came from a family that professed Jews, Catholics and Blacks were mentally inferior to WASPs. She only got a screen test because her stepfather knew Spencer Tracy socially and the casting people’s answer when she got one was, “Ugh, she cannot act!” However, Nancy was notorious in male Hollywood circles during the late Forties for her skill at oral sex as told by Errol Flynn (Kitty Kelly). Then she somehow met St. Reagan during his tenure as SAG prez, a role he used to rape young women on the casting couch and falsely accuse rivals of Communism, if they beat him out for gigs he wanted. How I wish Jimmy Carter had access to this information in 1980. The other Republicans vying for the nomination wouldn’t act on it since they’re equally criminal and few are married to their first wives after 40. These facts would’ve deflated the old bastard when he was on The Tonight Show bloviating about the Federal budget and preserving one’s virtue. If Johnny Carson weren’t such a shitty human himself, he would’ve reminded the asshole and the audience on how Nancy was already pregnant when the Gipper married her.

My biggest hope is there will be special envelopes you can put these atrocities on, showing the old bitch in Hell, prison or prepping fellatio for a C-list actor in a Studebaker. They had prison cells for the Tricky Dick stamps in 1995.

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One Response to Racist, horoscope-dependent, blowjob queen gets stamp

  1. Paul says:

    “How I wish Jimmy Carter had access to this information in 1980.”…because the Dems’ response wouldn’t be as toothless as every other response they’ve had? I get it but…

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