With the upcoming Superman Returns movie, there has been a commercial for this toy you’ll usually see on Nickelodeon and the Cartoon Network. It’s rather funny to see the kid doing the whole Clark-Kent-to-Superman transformation as he pulls back the glasses, opens his shirt to reveal the famous S just like Christopher Reeves did in the first Superman movie. The funniest part is the miniature fan in the back that inflates the suit to simulate the muscles Superman has. Then I realized someday soon, some poor little Superman fan with a bully problem will try to use this toy to defend himself. There’s going to be quite an ass-beating on the playground this Summer.