Category Archives: Toys

The awesome world of Toys!

Soon to be joining the Vanilla Ice dolls in a discount bin

Calling this a ‘toy’ or an ‘action figure’ is being generous since calling her shit recordings music (mumbling) is quite a stretch. But I like to give my posts proper classifications via the categories and tags, including those who are … Continue reading

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This LEGO joke didn’t take long

LEGO pieces are so simplified in order to make customized things, aka known as MOCs, so the majority of the pieces in this gag are feasible, even the guns. I would only buy this set if all its profits went … Continue reading

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Dumb kid with LEGO stuck in his nose for two years

I suppose getting everyone’s beloved plastic building block stuck in a orifice is the new “swallowing a penny,” for small kids. Given that pennies are useless as most countries have wisely ditched them. Anyway, the details on this stupid child … Continue reading

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Bracing kids for the new “normal”

I‘m guessing it’s best to crush children’s souls now since working from home is going to be standard operating procedure until…forever given how long it will take to make a viable vaccine. You can also tell by the colored dots … Continue reading

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A LEGO® summary of this year

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Just needs LEGO® Mr. Hanky®

Oddly, the bowl’s occupant is a brown three.

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Stop-motion building of the ultimate Falcon

Here’s something to brighten your Sunday. This guy did a stop-motion movie of him building the UCS Millennium Falcon, aka, the one LEGO® set in which the famous starship is to scale! The biggest set ever offered and the one I … Continue reading

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LEGO Jurassic World wants to help

LEGO now presents a Jurassic version of how to stay safe during the Pandemic!

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Brownie the Dragon!

Brownie demonstrating a cat law…’if I fits, I sits,” as she takes up residency in the Playmobil castle I gave Aaron and Robin for the 2019 holidays. Such a funny little creature.

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New Barbie accessories for these changing times

 This comedian proves that even America’s iconic Barbie doll can roll with the cultural shifts happening today.

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A LEGO execution

This execution method is only possible if the minifigure hasn’t been modified by the  infamous kragl!

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An important message from LEGO® Star Wars

 Luke Skywalker and Artoo came in from a Galaxy Far, Far Away to remind you that during this time of crisis, social distancing is vital to defeating the virus.

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An important message from Lucy & Emmett

 If you still won’t listen to Dr. Fauci and LEGO® Batman, maybe you’ll take the advice of Lucy and Emmett!

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An important message from LEGO® Batman®

If you won’t listen to Dr. Fauci, then take the advice of a superhero who’s been fighting crime and other adversaries for 80 years!

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LEGO® Droids play Star Wars Anthem

 With this being May the Fourth be with You weekend, it’s only fitting to show off this guy’s LEGO Droid project I saw via a LEGO rumor site.

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Social distancing doesn’t apply to LEGO® avatars!

At least LEGO Steve and LEGO Debbie got to hang out, have some frozen treats from the new City line’s ice cream truck. It’s pretty similar to the pizza one but it has three big differences. The cool popsicle logo … Continue reading

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