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At least there’s one honest undertaker

There’s a saying recently attributed to the NeoCon and MAGAt movement, never miss the chance to a turn a crisis into an opportunity. Yup. And every time, they make the situation a hundred times worse. Over 3000 killed in 9/11 … Continue reading

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A counter flag for the Freedumb Movement

I figure the snake is coiled up to wrangle down those swollen nuts we heard the R&B singer alleged in Trinidad.

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Texas Snitch Site still on the move, rejected by Nazis!

To be fair to Epik, the host declined to help the Snitch Site not over the abortion issue but its collection of personal information and we know the White Power/Neo-Nazi movement requires secrecy. Remember, every identified asshole from Charlottesville lost … Continue reading

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Not really a problem until next year for me

I’m mixed about my return to the campus in October getting pushed back to January. I miss my veal-fattening pen and its perks. However, they weren’t really going to be open or at full capacity. Ergo, what’s the point? It … Continue reading

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These assholes should buy them in bulk

It is a common refrain from the dying and sick taking up all the ICU beds urgently needed for other problems. We truly, truly live in the Stupid Ages thanks to all these graduates from Googling University.

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A great LEGO® solution

A co-worker sent this joke earlier in the week and knew I would love it because, it’s LEGO! I also hate meetings in general, unless it involves pizza, pinball and games! However, I just couldn’t imitate this person’s design. It … Continue reading

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Shaka-laka-boom

I need to watch this episode yet again because I still don’t get it. I tuned it out when it first aired despite the great Paul Winfield returning to the franchise. I have no recollection of it when I tried … Continue reading

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My temporary tattoo, August 2021 edition

So appropriate with all the anti-vaxx morons who are directly responsible for all those dead children; yes, children can get CV-19 and they always did last year. Now FL, TX and LA have ICUs at capacity. Rumor has it, the … Continue reading

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Obey your master! Master!

This should be an easy sell for Heavy Metal and UT Sports fans because it’s the same hand gesture! Plus it’s a European insult (with a little modification) and Ronnie James Dio learned it from his Italian granny as a … Continue reading

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The COVID Ages? More like Dungeons & Dumbasses

It’s a good thing dragons aren’t (or weren’t) real. I could imagine this happening but over the years, I’ve learned through books and documentaries that the people from the Dark through Middle Ages weren’t as stupid or superstitious as we … Continue reading

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Sen. Rand “Toupee” Paul is a terrorist

Today is the final straw. This shitbag from Kentucky, a state in which half of its economy is dependent upon Federal Aid, making it between the sixth-to-eighth biggest deadbeat state in the Union. The so-called “doctor,” I use quotes due to … Continue reading

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Five Million Steps!!!

I started tracking my steps in 2019 when I found this pretty cool, free app for my iPhone/Watch. I would’ve achieved this much sooner if it weren’t for the pandemic since my daily walking around my work campus would’ve doubled … Continue reading

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Real Estate follies, August 2021 Edition

The family across the street from Niko and me suddenly moved out. I’m talking a U-Haul and multiple stuffings of their car. Meaning, it didn’t look like it was planned very far in advance. Couldn’t have been an eviction, those … Continue reading

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Now Travis County is going to Stage 5, thanks MAGAt dispshits

According to the numbers, Austin has over 64% of adults and children over 12 vaccinated while the rest of the state is 53%. Wow. Even Austin’s numbers are shit. Thanks to all the Joe Rogan/Alex Jones Bro’s, Libertarian Dumbfucks and … Continue reading

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Let’s see Red Amerika solve this

If you want to see the six questions better, click on it and it will zoom up. I sent a copy to one college friend with a PhD in BioChemistry who is super smart. Why? Well, I trust her expertise … Continue reading

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