Category Archives: Pictures

Pictures of things I take that don’t fit into any of the specific categories.

At least there’s one honest undertaker

There’s a saying recently attributed to the NeoCon and MAGAt movement, never miss the chance to a turn a crisis into an opportunity. Yup. And every time, they make the situation a hundred times worse. Over 3000 killed in 9/11 … Continue reading

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My side hustle has been outed!

Well at least would be a more modern-looking Pope and the High-Tops were already in my possession, no need for Catholics worldwide to pass the collection plate for me.

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Tim Burton is re-imagining The Hunchback of Notre Dame

And why not! He’s already crapped on Willy Wonka, Planet of the Apes, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow and Batman. Seriously, who in their right mind rolled out this horrendous pukatronic color combo that makes the model resemble a Thirties football … Continue reading

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A counter flag for the Freedumb Movement

I figure the snake is coiled up to wrangle down those swollen nuts we heard the R&B singer alleged in Trinidad.

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Another martini that prevents WASPs from starving to death

Last week, we made a side trip to San Marcos (here, they say MAR-kus) to see Jennifer’s favorite artist, Blue October. Since we arrived intentionally early, we checked out the exciting options this true college town offered. For those not … Continue reading

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Never forget…Rand Paul is a dildo

As was expected, the toupée-wearing, Libertarian, ivermectin-promoting, Covid spreading, shitbag joined in on the superficial patriotism, jingoism, etc…about we should never forget the people who died to strengthen an illegitimate POTUS. One thing I will never forget is how often he has … Continue reading

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Not really a problem until next year for me

I’m mixed about my return to the campus in October getting pushed back to January. I miss my veal-fattening pen and its perks. However, they weren’t really going to be open or at full capacity. Ergo, what’s the point? It … Continue reading

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The Ultimate Eighties Photo…August 2021

Those three together in one place could cause an Eighties Singularity to form!

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Horsemen of the Apocalypse had an expansion draft

Twenty years ago, the cartoon Sealab 2021 made its debut and one of the jokes made by Debbie the Teacher was, “Who can tell me what the Internet was and how it almost destroyed the world in the early 21st Century?” … Continue reading

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“Microwave Safe” my ass

I tried to nuke some hot dogs for a quick lunch because it was new comic book day which eats up the bulk of my time off. While I came back to the microwave to get the meat ready for … Continue reading

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My temporary tattoo, August 2021 edition

So appropriate with all the anti-vaxx morons who are directly responsible for all those dead children; yes, children can get CV-19 and they always did last year. Now FL, TX and LA have ICUs at capacity. Rumor has it, the … Continue reading

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Obey your master! Master!

This should be an easy sell for Heavy Metal and UT Sports fans because it’s the same hand gesture! Plus it’s a European insult (with a little modification) and Ronnie James Dio learned it from his Italian granny as a … Continue reading

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Sen. Rand “Toupee” Paul is a terrorist

Today is the final straw. This shitbag from Kentucky, a state in which half of its economy is dependent upon Federal Aid, making it between the sixth-to-eighth biggest deadbeat state in the Union. The so-called “doctor,” I use quotes due to … Continue reading

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The truth is often what we make of it…

If you cover up the movie title and bring down the death total to the hundreds, that’s the mini-bio for all the people the Republicans and NeoLiberals designated terrorists, freedom fighters or sometimes, the soldiers from the immoral regimes we’re … Continue reading

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The only logical boy band to listen to

Works for me. Most Boy Bands and Training-Bra Pop stars are Deep Fakes from the start.

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