Let’s get all the easy jokes out of the way!
- That burning sensation? It’s the batteries igniting not gonorrhea, so it’s worse!
- If you activate auto-pee, you’ll stop midstream for no reason or worse, lose control and whiz all over the people next to you!
- Your skid marks are still not environmentally better!
- Comes with pretentious, Libertarian asshole plates for your butt!
- No guarantee you can be yet another, unfunny guest on SNL, Rick & Morty or The Simpsons.
- May make you post juvenile, petty, lame things on Twitter.