How does the camera “add” 10 pounds?

What a relief to get this explanation yesterday from Slate.com. It really compensates for them publishing the nonsense and delusions of Christopher Hitchens. All this time my wife was telling me it was the number fives I ate at Whataburger! Now I also know which colors to wear to make me look more svelte instead of exercising, eating less and asking for a slimming feature in the next iPhoto.