I thought all the (insert instrument here) Hero shirts from TorsoPants.com were amusing along with the joke on CN’s Fried Dynamite. Then the “Christians” have decided to bring their lameness to a PC near you.
Don’t believe me, see this link provided by my wife. I thought it was still a trick via Photoshop but it would include Cartman’s fake band if it were. Sadly, DC Talk and Petra are present yet not Stryper, hmm. No Amy Grant neither which is an insult to her pretty skilled guitarist Owsley; I’m a fan of his music because his stuff is you know…secular.
The memorable words of Hank Hill quickly came to mind from the episode “Reborn to be Wild” when he confronted the tattoo’d, dreadlocked, skateboarding, “extreme” youth minister:
“Can’t you see you’re not making Christianity better, you’re just making Rock n’ Roll worse!”
or the late Sam Kinison:
“Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It’s like Christians Against Christ. Rock created drugs.”
There’s going to be really disappointed kids this Christmas when this dud appears under the tree.