Leave it to Las Vegas to break the dry spell on funny t-shirts for Picayune. With all the softcore ads around this town, this shirt on display at the New York New York, summarizes 90% of the expectations of people from ages 16-to-40, especially the unmarried ones. Was I guilty of this in 1997? Maybe a little but I was there for my employer and then PowerComputing’s unraveling during the second half prevented me from wasting my resources at clubs, etc. This could’ve been a great bachelor party shirt for Jose if we came here over his home of Orlando.