I’ll start with an old joke I remembered from the Eighties when those Tasteless books were all the rage, trust me, this one was mild.
How do you know if you’re a WASP?
You get out of the shower to pee.
What brought this bit of bawdy nostalgia? While reading my usual news sites, I stumbled upon this one from the UK’s Guardian. Leave it to the English to formalize the rules on such a topic with their dry wit. With Austin being near the epicenter of the current drought, I doubt the author’s suggestions were ever heeded if you’ve gone swimming in Barton Springs or Hamilton Pool.