An investment opportunity I thought of 10 years ago

Back when getting tattoos exploded in the Nineties I predicted that in 10 or more years the laser removal business would be the next big thing. This article from the Guardian elaborates on how some people in California (the capital of every other dumb fad) plan to open a small chain of Dr. Tattoff clinics. I need to keep an eye out on when they go public. Maybe I can acquire enough shares to make the company run a special for removing Arschgeweih with a discount for retired porn actresses.