I remember reading or hearing a factoid about the USPS only losing one out of every 600,000 pieces of mail. It’s better (or worse, depending upon your viewpoint) than being hit by lightning (2 million to one against) so it was my lucky day this weekend. Boggles the mind why my post office bothered to deliver this when the bottom half of the envelope is completely missing. Nothing can be done with the enclosed check too, all the routing information got destroyed. In the defense of the USPS, I’m confident it was their machinery because a human being would’ve kept the check and pitched the envelope. Still strengthens the argument against ever sending cash.