The puckish duo They Might be Giants posted this collection of prank, yet truthful, signs around New York City.
I think they’re appropriate in in all urban areas…especially the anti-sagging-pants ruling. With the overexposure the zombie genre is getting you’d think that fashion faux pas would finally end. Think about it. Those doofuses will be the earliest meals because they’ll trip over their pants and fall down after a couple steps. Therefore, we less athletic types (thanks to my treadmill’s busted status for five weeks, I’ve rejoined the regular crowd) receive better survival odds.