Me favorite holiday in September mateys! Course you can’t use such manner of speakin’ with the customers at me job.
Sadly, I don’t own any pirate garb. I had to settle fer objects that were a real stretch: Clash Chucks (there’s a jolly roger on them) and a Princess Bride shirt, the Dread Pirate Roberts did outwit Vizzini. The real piece de resistance was having a scallywag taco from Torchy’s in Austin.