Saw this at Walgreens, took a picture because Christianity, and especially the holy rollers of Texas, does some goofy crap to celebrate their Sky Cake agenda.
Meanwhile, I think could lead to a song for “Weird Al,” Luke Ski or anyone from the Dr. Demento scene. All I have is the chorus set to “Personal Jesus” by Depeche Mode…
Reach out it tastes great
Your own chocolate Jesus
A candy that will appease
Something that pleases
That’s about as far as I can get it. Getting the right words to line up with the syllables in the lyrics is serious work. It’s why I need a pro to take over.