Nevermind The Onion‘s ongoing dark joke about America, the Laboratory for Bad Ideas (the Texas Legislature) and Gov. Shitbag signed a series of laws to give Ammosexuals boner pills. These will soon go into effect, allowing morons to carry guns into even more places thinking this increases safety from shooters be they White Supremacists or Psychos. Given most Ammosexuals, there isn’t much difference.
Let’s dissect the logic of the NRA, GOP and DINOs with say, Iran and Israel’s demands for having nuclear weapons. We all know Israel has them…for protection and Iran is back on track to getting theirs courtesy of Orange Foolius. I forgot about North Korea for a moment too. According to them, they don’t feel safe from their enemies, real and/or pretend, without these big, atomic, world-ending cock surrogates. Now as nuclear weapons have proliferated from just the US solely having them in 1945 to at least nine countries today, is the world any safer? Given Pakistan’s unstable and unreliable behavior, hell no. Yet Iran and Saudi Arabia continue to argue the case on how they need protection from each other and from the US with the former. The latter is rumored to be receiving help on this though Orange Foolius and his slumlord son-in-law.
Obviously the GOP and their flunkies sing a different tune as they slam their fists down on the table saying, “We can’t allow Iran to get this and it’s Obama’s fault North Korea did,” conveniently forgetting Dubious’ role in North Korea’s success.
To quote Bill Hicks, you’d have to be a fool or a Communist to think there was any correlation. More nukes? Unsafe and it’s more likely they’ll get used in anger. More guns? Oh, uhhhhhh, good guys will stop the bad guys. Seriously? I’m pretty sure there were armed people in El Paso, after all, the asshole shot up a Wal-Mart, a place Ammosexuals save big on bullets. I want to close with a famous incident in 1981 when there were a slug of “good guys” who failed to prevent an untrained “bad guy” from almost killing the GOP’s patron saint for last four decades.
