Evil MoPac should update the free space though, Elijah moved away years ago. Several squares will sadly be true year round, especially the not funny Joe Rogan opening his comedy venue at the old Ritz Theater, where the best Alamo used to be until COVID-19. Any comedian choosing to perform there will be joining the dust bin for me and get this, for an asshole who whines about “freedom.” All ticket holders wanting to see a show there must submit to a facial recognition scan. I guess libertarian Rogan has outsourced his security to Chinese dictator Xi. Screw him. I’m looking forward to his shitty club failing in a couple years because he’s leasing some of the most expensive and dirty real estate in all of Central Texas. Opening night featured has been Blowzanne and her current look of Rainbow Brite just fresh from rehab.