The answer according to the clairvoyant seer of the East…Karnac!
Dust, spare change and George F. Will.
Ripping open the envelope, and now the question.
Name three things you’ll find under a rug.
The Beltway Bullshitter who loves Baseball (his touchpoint with the common man despite being the One Percent’s mouthpiece), came down from his Ivory Tower after lamenting with Brooks over an $80 airport meal to lecture us about the UAW’s obsolete strike and its success. Nice to know the One Percent is getting their money’s worth from a newspaper only read by other Beltway Assholes, not the audience they think he can affect. As a “journalist,” I recall he might be a member a union called the Newsguild too.
In light of the UAW successfully holding Grampa’ Brunch’s feet to the fire after his 50 years of shitting on them, amongst other Americans, a standing POTUS is finally showing some overdue support. I can’t recall this happening my lifetime, especially after St. Reagan fucked us all by firing PATCO; news flash, the US still hasn’t recovered from the loss of all those experienced air-traffic controllers if you’ve kept track of the latest near misses.
Anyway, I found it necessary to correct this alleged NeverTrumper’s latest drivel probably riddled with baseball analogies or metaphors or whatever it is to make you think he knows his gardener’s first name.
You can thank me by just running this every time ol’ Georgie opens his face Mr. Bezos, in exchange for money. You’re welcome in advance since I’m confident you also make him do astroturf pieces defending why you should have obscene wealth and underserved power.