Category Archives: Funny Ones

It’s somewhere in Pennsylvania. Most people may know of it from the Simpsons episode of when Bart loses the Olympics for Springfield through his stand-up routine. The joke involving this name happens during Bart’s interview of Superintendent Chalmers, namely, where … Continue reading →

“It’s Adventure Wars, c’mon grab your friends, we’ll have fun that never ends. Chew the Wook and Han the Human…something, something, something.” I can never remember how the rest of theme song goes, I just know it’s one of the … Continue reading →

Now this crossover with Dr. Who is super, super geeky and I love it! As a kid I religiously watched Scooby-Doo because I was usually more interested in the monster, especially if it was a Sci-Fi-based one. Of course Shaggy … Continue reading →

If you can come up with a better punchline than I could, please do in my Comments. The other captions I thought of were: I sense a disturbance on the throne. The Return of the King…remastered by George Lucas. Elvis…I’m … Continue reading →

Too bad the artist didn’t get this out in time for Back to the Future‘s 25th anniversary. Hell, I’m still wishing I had the time and gumption to see the trilogy last Summer at Alamo Ritz because Christopher Lloyd was … Continue reading →

Well, at least there’s no sign of Jar Jar Binks.

Here’s a photo I had to clear out of my iPhone from the recent Dallas trip. I think there’s numerous jokes one can tell regarding the phrase on these boxer shorts. Living in a region with scores of Mexican restaurants, … Continue reading →

The funniest fusion of two awesome things since the Aquabats’ Incredibles-themed shirt. Sadly this piece of apparel is no longer offered. It had a 24-hour window through a site called Tee Fury. I signed up for their daily newsletter so … Continue reading →

A funny take on the catchphrase of 300 worn by a co-worker. He was kind enough to wear it again recently when I failed to get a picture last time.

If only this Stormtrooper from the Uber-Nerd 501st Division was on the Death Star and gotten his suggestion integrated into the helmet, it could’ve been a shorter movie. The glasses certainly solves this problem they and Cylons seems to suffer … Continue reading →

Here’s my other great acquisition from Hot Topic. Their selection of Cartoon Network/Nick gear is often feast versus famine, especially when it comes to something in my size. I have always loved Dexter’s Laboratory. It was truly CN’s first original … Continue reading →

It’s a huge relief to find good things at Hot Topic amongst all the usual crap they sell to the keep the lights on: Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber, Carrie Underwood (really), terrible Nu-Metal/Emo acts whose names are a sentence long, … Continue reading →