Nasty Colors for May!

Now before you go running away, screaming and saying that this odd combination of colors on my site blinded you… 
 
There is a logical explanation why. If my grandmother took better care of herself, she would’ve turned 100 on May 3. I doubt she would’ve admitted to it because I frequently recalled her lying about her age. As if dating was on the agenda. 
 
Last month I did some research on which colors are associated with Grandma’s zodiac sign, Taurus. According to the sites I found, they pretty much agreed on turquoise, brown and russet. Good luck finding russet with the hexadecimal system HTML uses for colors! Besides, I think russet is another version of brown. 
 
If you don’t like this color scheme, just repeat this, “it’s only for a month, it’ll be something more pleasant in June.”