This was Somara's choice, not mine.
According to what I found on the Internet, for better or for worse, the gift to receive or give on a fourth anniversary is clothing. It used to be fruit or other stuff you can get more easily at HEB now. To me, any excuse to get something funny at Mondo Tees is always welcome and it was right next to Alamo Drafthouse when we went to the Simpsons movie.
Last time I forgot to mention their huge selection of designs with famous porn stars of the Seventies. Definitely all the heavy hitters are present: John Holmes and Linda Lovelace. As the above graphic showing Somara’s choice, it seems rather funny and if it didn’t state it, I would’ve sworn it was based upon a Roger Corman premise.
Who loves ya' baby!
Now my choice was more tasteful but I’m guilty of kitsch because the joke is based upon the old commercials Telly Savalas used to appear in before he died. It was parodied on SNL with Phil Hartman and In Living Color with Jim Carrey, guess which one was funny. The best joke at Telly’s expense was done on Two Stupid Dogs; the gag is starts at 4:32 with the dogs going to the craps table if you don’t want to watch whole eight-minute short.
This joke works at many levels.
My order from T-Shirt Hell also arrived over the weekend. There’s another design I bought through this site for a baby shower (not shown to keep the surprise) but I threw in another joke shirt for me that I could wear in public because this company isn’t cheap. I haven’t had a Star Trek based shirt in years and this one looked pretty funny yet I’m not sure what the exact joke is with T-Shirt Hell. If anyone knows for sure, post it in the comments.