Why Jesus doesn’t appear on poker shows

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Besides holding up the game, he’s supposed to be omniscient therefore the bluffing element of poker is ruined. Maybe Moses, Siddartha and Xenu would make better guests or competitors. Mohammed’s face is allegedly too holy for people to look upon (after the 15th Century) so you couldn’t tell when he’s bluffing either. I think the game is best left to men of Science.

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