The built-in safe which came with our room in Las Vegas was a minor source of irritation…when the door was closed, we couldn’t remove the key in order to protect the valuables we left behind. It was so small anyway, it was only capable of holding money.
Then I stumbled upon this indirectly through Mental Floss. After I finished laughing at it, I almost started retching. Thank goodness the skid mark is fake! It’s like James Bond’s Q department meets Beavis & Butt-head!
However, in today’s bottom-feeding world populated with reality-television wannabe stars, I seriously doubt the brown Andromeda Strain could deter the likes of a Snooki or Puck from getting their equally filthy hand on the goods.
I do wonder if the creators have considered a litter-box safe since I have four cats and their business probably keep away a battalion of Taliban fighters.