Somara jokingly used her Pinballz tickets to buy this little gag gift to hilarious results. I couldn’t wear it because I already have a ton of facial hair, the addition of a Gene Shalit cookie broom on my lip would result in a dimensional rift for armies of hipsters covered in ironic mustaches to move to Austin.
It is rather cute and funny. As I told her, it makes Somara look more Italian. I’m part Italian, I can say such a thing so bite me.