Yet another idea I should’ve thought of

hero-jartIt’s called Send a Jart which means (in English) Send a Fat in a Jar, I added the cloud above for effect but obviously my Photoshop skills are rudimentary at best.

Obviously a Jart is one of those gifts you send to someone you don’t like. I can’t imagine it going to someone I do like, usually the fart game is in the moment, not stored for later to get even. The Jart does seem safer than giving somebody pinkeye like the housemates did in the not funny movie Knocked Up. There must something special to it otherwise governments can classify this as a biohazard especially after what I learned from Stuff You Should Know…underwear helps keep farts from spreading some diseases.

Now if only we were wise enough to bottle up our farts in college, we could’ve made a killing! Paul after an evening of Real Chili, Henning could provide metal gas, I think I would be the generalist, Jose for that Latin style with a dash of Diet Coke and Phil had the exaggerated one down as it turned out to be a shart. Imagine! Getting to legally expense meals at Real Chili, Mexican restaurants and pricey steaks.

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