Bearing gifts of Gold (really Chuck E Cheese tokens), Frankenstein and Myrrh! This will be as good as it gets in Texas. To modify an old mean ethnic joke I remembered as a kid from the Eighties…
How do we know Jesus wasn’t born in Texas? Good luck finding a virgin or three wise men here. Given the demagogic morons in the Governor and Lt. Governor chairs, it rings rather true but falls apart thanks to all the Spanish speakers. Of course Jesus was born here…to Mexican parents and with all the construction, odds are pretty good his father is a carpenter working on all the strip malls we don’t need.