That or I’m going to the wrong McDonald’s every single time. Maybe I should just buy a good vanilla shake somewhere else and put green food-coloring in it.
In other funny news, NYC’s police force will be easing up on public drinking and urination today. Given their track record, they’ll just beat the minorities to death instead of shooting them in cold blood.
Fear not. I’m wearing my green Pinky and the Brain as Jamie and Adam shirt to protect me from other alumni of parochial schools.