Allegedly, these are the first adjectives to follow the names of various Texas cities. I take issue with a couple of them. Firstly, Wichita Falls is “hot”? Compared to where Houston, Austin, Laredo, etc are located, I find that odd. Secondly, practically everyone in Texas would laugh at El Paso as being safe given all the crime near the border.
As for the remainder of the state, it’s only “cheap” in the boonies and I’m working on correcting the “racist” and “Republican” descriptors. First up, getting rid of Senator Turd.