The picture I swiped from Splinter sums up my opinion of the former vice president and his quixotic plans to “rescue” America from the Shitgibbon. I’m confident the failing and rapidly aging leadership of the Democrats has a boner with Bilary version 3.5 running against the “professional left.”
Let’s review Biden’s shitty record of 40-plus years he won’t escape…
- Voted “yes” to put probable rapist and serial creep Clarence “Uncle Tom” Thomas on the Supreme Court while crapping all over Anita Hill.
- Backed capital punishment and wrote the disastrous crime bills of the Clinton era that has led to the rise in private prisons.
- He’s been in the pocket of corporate copyright holders such as the RIAA, and doesn’t express a problem with Disney owning everything in perpetuity.
- He favors domestic spying since his 1995 bill regarding the OKC bombing was the blueprint of the Patriot Act six years later.
- His main career has been the senator of a legal fiction known as Delaware. A state with fewer people than Austin and its main industry is operating PO Boxes so corporations to hide their money from taxing authorities.
- Besides money laundering, Delaware, along with South Dakota, is where credit card/banks go to dodge usury laws. It’s why many of us would ask C-Span to correct his affiliation from Sen. Joe Biden (D-DE) to (D-MBNA).
Given just those snippets of his “Centrist” record, he’s also older than the Shitgibbon. Does America need another asshole who should be retired‽ Lets also not forget his history of public gaffes; I remember well his 2008 flub of calling Obama “clean.” All his creepy touching is coming to light too, yet Al Franken was driven out of his well-earned seat with torches and pitchforks thanks to another Wall Street whore named Gillibrand (my wrath for that asshole is for another day).
I for one am tired of Boomers and their old fart-knocker candidates. Their time is over. Their politics are bullshit, namely due to their overall selfishness. Many will be dead when the Earth is an insufferable place to live on yet they will continue to drive their gas guzzlers and bore us with the Beatles. It is up to an alliance between Generation X (what I belong to) and the Millennials to drive them out. They gave us St. Reagan, two horrible WASPs named Bush, Slick Willie and now the worst president since Harding, Buchanan, Nixon and Dubious all rolled into one. They were key players in wrecking the global economy in 2007-08. They have been key players in America’s general ignorance and fake religiousness; surveys show Gen X and Mils are less keen on imaginary friends. My list could go on but in short, Joe Biden is the culmination of what I hate about Boomers and the corrupt NeoLiberal leadership of the Democratic Party which decided that winning was more important than principles. Seems that the GOP’s batshit-crazy positions haven’t hurt them for 30 years.
The ridiculous number of Democratic candidates running for the nomination also shows how the party bosses have lost their grip on inter-party discipline. It’s well deserved. After backing the incredibly shitty Bilary 2.0, who I didn’t vote for, I live in Texas, it doesn’t matter here so all you Bilary apologists can kiss my ass, namely a certain one hiding in Switzerland. Anyway, the bosses aided Bilary 2.0 into eliminating any competitors in 2016 because Obama upset her huge ego in 2008 and look what happened. She ran a terrible campaign by taking WI, MI and PA for granted (HA!) and figured her coronation was inevitable. As H.L. Mencken once said:
“No one in this world, so far as I know – and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me – has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.”
Translation, the Democratic Leadership continued their track record of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory by forgetting America is still dominated by old, racist, homophobic, sexist, superstitious and ignorant WASPs. Throw in the archaic electoral college created by the overrated Alexander Hamilton and they think the solution to winning 2020 is this corporate stooge because he has a D by his name instead of an R?
To those who shout at us with, “The first thing we need to do is defeat Trump. So we all need to get behind whoever wins the nomination and stop the infighting when the day comes.” You can all eat shit! Right now, the world is speeding toward a point of no return at 100 kph and you think electing Biden the ass clown or some other Centrist coward is better? No, it just means we’ll get another Obama who will just let off the gas and we’ll continue heading toward our doom at 70 kph.
Super Tuesday is many months away so I haven’t picked my candidate yet. I can only tell you who I wouldn’t vote for even if you put a gun to my head. Biden is definitely on the short list with Gillibrand, the ill-tempered MN doofus and O’Rourke the Poseur.