I have been asking Starbucks to give me what’s called a nitro lid with my drinks so I can consume my iced latte like a can of soda (it’s soda, pop is what you do to a zit). Besides, the GOP congressman who bitched about not receiving a straw with his drink in California, I have to ask, are you eight or something?
Anyway, the usual gang of idiots at MAD have proposed another reason why we should ban straws yet turtles don’t want to admit to. And to think, their problems with navigating have been blamed on human tech like sonar.