Reopen Texas, my vape/head shop is dying!
One horrible downside to Austin is that carnival barker Alex Jones lives here and spouts off his horseshit from his parents’ basement via the Internet. Today he gathered up a few hundred Ammosexuals to protest Science, Reality and not being able to masturbate to Atlas Shrugged in a Panera restroom. Rather odd they chose the state capitol building when it was the governor who made the decision on the closures, stay-at-home orders. I’m guessing they can’t find the mansion Gov. Shitbag doesn’t reside in. Travis County is somewhat stricter because we’re a Liberal stronghold (Translation: Educated, trusts what Science has to say) which also upsets these disgruntled Firefly fans. Some friends say many are from out of town. The suburbs I can see but sadly Austin has its fair share of Kook-Aid drinkers due to our heavier Internet usage. You can always count on finding a tech worker here and there who is a Libertarian-Conspiracy Prick. It comes with the territory when technology is involved.
This gathering made the New York Times which will result in more Brooklyn exiles moving here to devour what little affordable housing we had.
I’m really hoping the majority contract CV-19 and the maximum possible die. Something went horribly wrong with their DNA, namely in the intelligence section. It’s hard to fathom they’re descended from Europeans who experienced the Bubonic Plague since the deniers were killed 99% of the time.