Socialism strikes and succeeds again! Dec. 2022 edition

My credit union pulled through in the clutch again! Due to its fiscal wits and not pissing away our savings on crypto-bullshit-funny money, we had a $35 million extraordinary dividend. This adding a couple hundred greenbacks to my share account! Came in handy to pay for Jennifer’s Christmas present which wasn’t really expensive in my opinion. It’s just nice to have more cushion for all the surprises this year has hit us with: new HVAC, stolen car, sick animals, etc. Meanwhile, banks continue to screw over the people with their main shill Jamie Dimon being covered by the Media as some kind of wiseman when he’s a renowned liar and thief. Please explain oh suckers of Kapitalism, why is Socialism bad again?