Monthly Archives: January 2023

The 1860 gubmint of Texas shows how “free” speech is

My immediate guess is that the Texas Republicans are building up a distraction so the Corporate-Owned Media (COM, my new term because Eric Alterman a NeoLiberal racist and establishmentarian can kiss my Leftist ass!) will not see how the Lege … Continue reading

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Happy Caturday, from these two terrorists

Last week, we hosted these two little jerks at our house since the “kids” had nowhere else to hide them for reasons best not stated. Above is the misleading, adorable Morpheus who has a beautiful gray coat with spots. He … Continue reading

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Some people just won’t let Natural Selection do its job!

This is a rather stupid warning. A better one would’ve been to remember removing said hangar from your clothing before putting it on as I fell victim to that dumb move when putting on a hockey jersey in a rush, … Continue reading

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You miss one meeting and you get left out of the agenda!

Definitely some very good satire! Even the craziest KKKristian knows we don’t eat babies, many Atheists are annoying and pushy Vegans since there’s more enjoyment in ruining the consumption of meat!

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Super Retro Milwaukee Admirals jersey spotted

Spotted this at a recent Stars game! The wearer said it wasn’t an original but a re-release. It’s still pretty cool as it harkens back to when Milwaukee continued to tough it out in the IHL, competing alongside the AHL/NHL … Continue reading

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The upcoming D&D movie will debut at SXSW

This is rather mixed news to me. Unlike the very loud minority of Gamers whining about “their culture” was hijacked by popular shows like Big Bang Theory (barely seen) and the novel Ready Player One (great book, crappy movie), I don’t have … Continue reading

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January 2023 Header explanation!

Although Rio was released way back in 1982, by this time Duran Duran was all over the radio and I think they would go on to be the musical guest of SNL. What a fun talk that was with my classmates … Continue reading

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Not a good comparison today

Let’s get all the easy jokes out of the way! That burning sensation? It’s the batteries igniting not gonorrhea, so it’s worse! If you activate auto-pee, you’ll stop midstream for no reason or worse, lose control and whiz all over … Continue reading

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New passport under way! Great day off too!

One major New Year’s Resolution done! It’s only been something I have been putting off for well over a decade and then some. Shortly after I got married in 2003, we went through all the hassle of getting passports. Then … Continue reading

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RIP: Jeff Beck & Lisa Marie Presley

Such a shame that Henry Kissinger remains alive while we lost these two and hear me out on Lisa Marie. First up is Jeff Beck who I will always regret failing to see live thanks to an ex-girlfriend in university. … Continue reading

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M3GAN: Worth Seeing…no joke

One of the best things they did to make M3GAN stand out from Child’s Play was re-edit it into a PG-13 movie because it isn’t a Horror movie, it’s an updated warning about tech and the usual bogeyman, Artificial Intelligence exceeding our … Continue reading

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2003: Illinois commutes death sentences on 167 people

In a very uncharacteristic move by a Republican, Governor George Ryan does the morally right thing by changing the fates of those 167 people. Why though? A dirty Chicago cop (I know, I need to be more specific) named Jon … Continue reading

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Even the 23rd Century has lawsuits

Very funny and clever bit yet I think it was written in the UK since US/CAN-based phone numbers are only 10 digits plus toll free starts with just 1 or 800. The pranksters definitely nailed it on the woman’s hair. … Continue reading

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Scoob!

Gotta’ work on the new logo above for Pandemic Theater‘s replacement or really what existed before CV-19. Of course I know the virus is still spreading and continues to be dangerous; the goddess Capitalism decided it’s over as we’ve been forced … Continue reading

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Gareth sums it up pretty well

So much for the jetpacks and flying cars we were promised as kids in the Seventies. Then again, in the Eighties I figured if there was any life left, it would  be Mad Max with much more radioactive hell holes. What’s … Continue reading

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