Very funny and clever bit yet I think it was written in the UK since US/CAN-based phone numbers are only 10 digits plus toll free starts with just 1 or 800. The pranksters definitely nailed it on the woman’s hair. As for the joke about redshirts, I enjoy it to a point even if it is lazy since crew members of all the uniform colors bit the dust back in the Sixties, just the nature of TV in those days. Besides, why sue just the Enterprise, there are even more solid cases involving the starships lost with all hands: Constellation, Exeter, Intrepid and Defiant readily come to mind. Then survivors can sue the Daystrom Institute for the deaths caused by the M-5 computer’s test run during war-games against Excalibur and Lexington. Sad how I can remember such useless crap immediately.
Love it!