Another reason why PETA will never be taken seriously #2

Where to begin‽ Last time I checked, T-Rex’s aren’t making a comeback so that’s a dumb point. If we could bring them back as per Jurassic Park imagined, no one would eat them due to the cost as they’d be on par with manufactured meat; last time I checked, comedian Roy Wood Jr. got to eat a lab-grown chicken nugget costing $50 and it didn’t come with complementary honey mustard. Throw in the concerns of genetically modified food, aka it was tampered with DNA manipulation not traditional eugenics, how we correctly grow heirloom or specialized foods. The greatest example is the carrot, an orange, better-tasting turnip we can thank the Dutch for.

Now for the sake of their RFK Jr-level bat-shit logic, one day we could have either factory farms full of or free-range T-Rexes, hell yes I’d eat them. As the cliché goes with PETA agreeing…they taste like chicken!

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