Snappy Replies to Stupid Answers #1

Definitely a great, truthful cartoon mocking why we all need to press our advantage with dipshit interviewers while the job market is good. By now, everyone knows “competitive” means “We’re still going to squeeze you” alongside, “We have no fucking idea what we are really looking for.” It’s why many robber barons have fled Colorado, there’s a law saying you must post the salary and since the cheap bastards don’t want to admit to slave wages, they think it’s cheaper to move the New Confederacy.

One question I despise with all my being until the day I die is the “What is your biggest weakness.” I cribbed my answer from someone else but modified it to what mine really is and it’s my polite way of saying, your question is asinine, “Cheetos.” As if anyone on Earth other than Homer Simpson will ever admit to sucking.

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