ACL Fest 2020 Cancelled

Citing concern for everybody’s safety, which is a good enough reason for me, the overrated, bloated gathering of douchebags paying too much to see dinosaur acts…is cancelled for 2020. Given my tirade there, you can tell I’m not upset, much like all the pity I gave SXSW not happening. Besides, ACL Fest’s lineup isn’t terribly different from all the other overpriced bullshit festivals Kapitalism found a way to ruin. If there’s one thing COVID-19 will hopefully put a stake through and kill, it should be these lame concerts for poseurs who think it’s alright to bring a godammed toddler with them.