Tag Archives: Low Brow Humor

HEB restroom icon made better by reality

Near Hutto, there’s an HEB Plus (Think Super Target) that had this rather funny restroom sign I couldn’t resist to photograph, share with friends and modify. First up is what my friend Jeremy said it was missing…ice skates. Forgive my … Continue reading

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Good Boys

Hollywood dips into the Superbad/Booksmart well one more time with Tweeners and the results are predictable. All the best jokes were wasted in the trailer. Did I mention these are the morons who gave us the unfunny Sausage Party? Well, I … Continue reading

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But why is the recipient smiling?

This reminds me how behind (no pun intended) I am on getting my first colonoscopy. For once I’m grateful to the pandemic for providing the excuse for why I haven’t had it done!

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An Astronomy headline the copyeditor did on purpose!

Unless the headline writer was thinking/utilizing the post-Eighties pronunciation of the seventh planet (YUR-in-us), they thought this was fine. However, everybody, including little kids still use the humorous ones the Romans never imagined. If you don’t know or recall, watch … Continue reading

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Cookie Disaster, Apr. 2020 edition

OK, I did find something funny for April Fool’s Day via the HEB bakery when I was there before the Pandemic. Yeah…those are…uhh…balloons not trying to fertilize the cookie.

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Cookie Disaster, Mar. 2020 edition

I didn’t know there were many lighthouses in Florida. I often associate the structures further up the East Coast, usually the Carolinas and New England. Florida is more often known for the stupid things a “Florida Man” does with their … Continue reading

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Cookie Disaster, Feb. 2020 edition

According to the baker, these are supposed to be cookies of the number one symbol to celebrate a child’s first birthday. Yeah. As Charlie Kelly would say, “No it’s supposed to be a bicep muscle.”

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Dental “water sports”?

 Somehow, I don’t think this GIF will encourage children to brush more often. My friend Jeremy said that even his young son could tell something was ‘off’ about this. But the toothbrush is smiling so I guess I’m guilty … Continue reading

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Best if ingested…orally

Much like dad’s special brownies, moms need to store these in a special drawer in the fridge to keep the kids out.

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Funny packaging (May 2019)

Somebody at work has this fake box on display. I know where to get more but I’m not telling (and it’s not The Onion) because I have ideas to package good gifts in them.

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A Shinchan mug! Ass-drink! Ass-drink!

A very funny and awesome gift from my friend/co-worker Ayako. She was recently in Japan to visit her family. She said she spotted this, thought of me and brought it back. For those of you who aren’t familiar with Shinchan, … Continue reading

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