Tag Archives: Police

Suck it Acevedo!

Posted on January 23, 2024 by Steve

Austin’s idiot City Manager thought it would be a great idea to hire the city’s former, shitty police chief who bailed in 2016 to then screw up in Houston; leaving in shame a couple years ago thanks to a botched … Continue reading →

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DPS is suspended from Austin again, hopefully for good

Posted on July 11, 2023 by Steve

It took a near-death incident to convince the Austin government to give DPS the final heave ho to solve the ‘cop shortage.’ During a ‘routine’ traffic stop, by Boss Hogg’s men, the suspects were pulled over for being brown as … Continue reading →

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The Texas DPS occupation of Austin is pausing

Posted on May 17, 2023 by Steve

Sadly, it isn’t due to them being unwelcome and unnecessary. Governor Shit-Bag needs them redeployed to the border to prevent more brown people from coming into Amerika, unless they’re willing to work for less than the domestics he already employs. … Continue reading →

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What could possibly go wrong with DPS covering Austin?

Posted on March 28, 2023 by Steve

For those of you not familiar with Texas’ weird naming conventions, DPS is Department of Public Safety and what they call the State Troopers. It’s a rather weird choice. Sounds like something from the French Revolution under the Jacobins but … Continue reading →

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