Despite Hollywood claiming record-breaking revenues every Summer, attendance has been declining every year. Seems that the suits in charge can’t (or won’t) put two and two together and realize that $6.25 for a matinee is still too much. I don’t even want to think about how much full price is now in Austin.
Anyway, I have changed the rankings to reflect Hollywood’s avarice:
- If the movie is excellent and it’s worth the experience of seeing it in a theater; the extorted ticket price, putting up with idiots talking during the movie, 20 minutes of commercials before the film starts but you get the sound system and widescreen effects; then it’s a Must See. Shoot for making it an afternoon at Alamo Drafthouse or something similar in your area if you can.
- If the movie is amusing, entertaining, worthy of watching but there’s nothing gained by the aggravation of today’s theatrical experience; usually dramas and comedies; then it’s a Rental. That way you can schedule when you see it. Drive to Blockbuster/Hollywood or request it through your NetFlix.
- If you’re wasting the money on HBO et al. or the Encore channels are thrown in as part of your package, there are some movies that trigger curiosity but didn’t warrant the few bucks for renting; this happens more often for me with movies that are ten years or older (The Chocolate War, Swimming with Sharks). Then watch it, unless you can find something more productive to do with the next two hours. If you have the luxury of a DVR (aka TiVO), record it and watch later. Movies I somehow wasted the cash on in theaters still get the designation of If You’ve Got Nothing Better to Do. Most films honestly fall under this.
- Lastly, the movies that are so awful, boring, insipid or star Adam Sandler still are branded Sight Pollution. These movies are to be avoided. Maybe you can fast-forward to one or two of the funnier moments (the clip used at hockey game from Happy Gilmore) but nothing more. Turn away or else you’ll be drained of 5-10 IQ points.
However, don’t expect too many reviews from me, that’s more Jose’s turf these days. I will be posting reviews of DVD rentals but expect them to be favorable unless I accidentally stumble upon a real dog.