Happy Birthday Nelson

My friend joins the Prime Number Club today!

What a great way to kick off Spring Break. Well, it’s Spring Break in Austin which means the UT students leave so all the jackasses with ponytails and cell phones can enjoy SXSW at our expense.

As for Nelson, he should celebrate with a birthday pie because it’s also Pi Day, 3.14 but he should kick off with breakfast at Einstein Brothers’ Bagel Co. since it’s also Albert Einstein’s birthday. Lucky him. He got a genius who made some of the biggest contributions to Physics since Newton, I have the last dictator of Italy before Berloscummy.

If you know my friend, wish him well via e-mail or a phone call.

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One Response to Happy Birthday Nelson

  1. Nelson says:

    Thank you my friend for the kind words.

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