I was in a puckish mood during my latest trip to Barton Creek Mall while perusing the Lego Store. Despite Somara losing my original attempt to make a Joe Bob Briggs Lego dude, I still had his cowboy hat. I figured they carried various torsos with Western wear. Then in the accessory buckets there were syringes and handcuffs! The latter I know is for the influx of policemen parts. Being a wiseass I’ll take a guess on the syringes being steroid doses for the baseball player parts I noticed.
Below are my latest creative and silly works to share with the world! I hope you get a chuckle on the last figure.
Film critic and comical writer Joe Bob Briggs
Somara and I have tickets to see Joe Bob hosting/MC’ing a screening of Don Knotts’ The Love God? I plan to give the little guy to him as a gift.
Mini fortune teller Zoltar
The Lego Store didn’t sell any flying carpets to strengthen my turban-wearing character, I was constantly thinking of a mature Aladdin.
The red hair, drugs, in handcuffs…it's Lindsay Lohan!