Austin violators, you’ve been warned

parking_noticeThese are well-deserved tickets to be issued around my adopted home, especially wherever the Technorati gather (Hipsters usually ride bikes if I have my stereotypes right). I love the Website but it has been rather quiet for the last three years. Maybe I can help ’em out. I issued one on an SUV near Alamo a couple weeks ago. A lazy elderly woman got away from my local credit union as she entered her Mercedes Benz station wagon…which was straddled across two spots. What an asshole. I’m wondering where were her Abbott for Governor, Patrick for Lt. Governor and Bush for whatever stepping stone JEB’s inept hooligan son is running for.

As for me? I may not be great at driving or parking but I am a conscientious parker.

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