Welcome Hermione!

Before 2018 ended, Hermione was born to my co-workers Satya and Joe! They’re huge Harry Potter fans obviously so I hope the darling little girl has the movie character’s huge amount of hair. I’ve never read the books so I don’t know if the descriptions match.

Can’t wait to meet her since I hope the parents will bring her by for a brief visit.

Meanwhile, I want to pitch to everyone how babies can be part of the new gig economy. People will rent infants in order to board an airplane first! Everybody wins. The parents make extra money, especially those poor furloughed Federal workers; the wealthy passenger doesn’t have to get on with the rest of disgusting proles in coach; and babies earn airline miles for when they get to hike across Europe during college.

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