Austin’s MLS team (yawn) has a jersey

This jersey is another reason why I don’t respect nor give a shit for soccer. It’s a living billboard for a brand of overpriced water bottles with a dash of Addidas (overpriced sneakers) and some overnight dot com biz. Oh, there is a little dash of a shield saying, if you forgot, this is Austin playing against Target Department Stores or Bimbo snack cakes (Mexico’s version of Hostess/Little Debbie).

Will I go to the games? Not by choice and certainly not with my money. Even during the pandemic, they managed to put a stadium for this crap in record time while getting a second light rail line will take a generation.

I give Austin’s team five years before it moves or folds. Even our Latin American immigrants prefer something with speed or shinsplints.

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