My main gifts from Jennifer

Pretty spiffy! One of the nicest shirts I’ve ever received and I can dress up in style like Joe Bob Briggs! However, I cannot be but a tad worried that Jennifer is trying to countrify me. I am a Yankee to the end; Midwestern Branch, we come in different regional types.

The boots are the coolest because I remember my dad’s pair. Being a kid, his were pretty large so wearing his was like being a midget to me or Iron Man’s gear. It’s going to take a while to break them in. I have friends who are legit Texans who can give the skinny since I had enough Millenialsplaining from an under 30 person telling me how vinyl worked.

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