This would definitely not be a vending machine at my alma mater Marquette even though I’m sure it could’ve come in handy. Let’s face it, college students are full of hormones and not good sense. I know. I was one!
While writing my little post, I just noticed that the M&Ms are cockblocking the Snickers bar from teaming up with the condoms. Not cool M&Ms! Is it because your nuts are bigger?