Tim Burton is re-imagining The Hunchback of Notre Dame

And why not! He’s already crapped on Willy Wonka, Planet of the Apes, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow and Batman.

Seriously, who in their right mind rolled out this horrendous pukatronic color combo that makes the model resemble a Thirties football player from a boarding school who moonlights fighting crime? Ladies, if you really don’t want to go on a blind date or meet someone via OKCupid, just politely say so. I know ghosting is rude but showing up like this, it causes impotence far longer than it should.

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